Not content with being relegated to cleaning up the aftermath of a broken toilet, TMS Ruge went on a frothy rampage, chasing everyone around the set with the business end of a dirty mop, all the while yelling, “I got your Moby Dick right here! Smell some respect, bitches!”
He later wrestled the half-naked Captain Ahab model, grabbing at his harpoon prop and swiftly sinking it into the startled First Assistant’s belling, yelling, “Die! Die! Die!”
“He seemed like such a nice second assistant,” said the makeup artist, fuming at the prospect of having to redo the makeup on Captain Ahab.
Phillip Esparza, the photographer, was left speechless, “Uhm, he, uhm, he, weeeeell.”
The set designer fainted at the sight of blood on his harpoon prop. The clients threw up on the extension chords on the floor which sparked a fire and blew out all the fuses in the studio. The account rep tried texting the police on her iphone but couldn’t figure out how to send a text to 911. In the confusion, TMS Ruge was seen running down Cole Street in a mad rage screaming,
“Bugah! Bugah! Bugah!”
Dallas police, as usual, are baffled!
PS – Apparently, the client decided to turn the whole saga into an opera! Go figure.
If you are still confused, check out Dallas Opera’s fall schedule. All the shots have been posted!
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I am thoroughly confused.
Me too–is this the set for next year’s Moby-Dick opera in Dallas? They’re building it already?